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message[0] = "Nothing is as easy as it looks."
message[1] = "Everything takes longer than you think."
message[2] = "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong."
message[3] = "If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong."
message[4] = "If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then."
message[5] = "If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway."
message[6] = "If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop."
message[7] = "Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse."
message[8] = "If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."
message[9] = "Nature always sides with the hidden flaw."
message[10] = "Mother nature is a bitch."
message[11] = "It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious."
message[12] = "Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first."
message[13] = "Every solution breeds new problems."
message[14] = "Trust everybody ... then cut the cards."
message[15] = "Two wrongs are only the beginning."
message[16] = "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
message[17] = "To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles."
message[18] = "Exceptions prove the rule ... and wreck the budget."
message[19] = "Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view."

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